jokes
What’s the Difference Between the First and Last Desk of a Viola Section?
What’s the Difference between the First and Last Desk of a Viola Section? Half a measure.
What Do a Viola and a Lawsuit Have in Common?
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Why Shouldn’t Violists Take up Mountaineering?
Why Shouldn’t Violists Take up Mountaineering? Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they’re missing.
What’s the Difference Between a Viola and a Coffin?
What’s the Difference between a Viola and a Coffin? The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
How Is Lightning like a Violist’s Fingers?
Why Shouldn’t Violists Take up Mountaineering? Neither one strikes in the same place twice.