How do you protect your instrument? Pack it in a viola case. How do you protect your instrument? #funwcq #silly #funny #cute #lol #catalystquartet #violajokes A photo posted by Catalyst Quartet (@catalystquartet) on Dec 29, 2015 at 2:01pm PST
What's the Difference between the First and Last Desk of a Viola Section? Half a measure.
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Why Shouldn't Violists Take up Mountaineering? Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
What's the Difference between a Viola and a Coffin? The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
Why Shouldn't Violists Take up Mountaineering? Neither one strikes in the same place twice.