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How Do You Protect Your Instrument?

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How do you protect your instrument? Pack it in a viola case. How do you protect your instrument? #funwcq #silly #funny #cute #lol #catalystquartet #violajokes A photo posted by Catalyst Quartet (@catalystquartet) on Dec 29, 2015 at 2:01pm PST

What’s the Difference Between the First and Last Desk of a Viola Section?

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What's the Difference between the First and Last Desk of a Viola Section? Half a measure.

What Do a Viola and a Lawsuit Have in Common?

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Why Shouldn’t Violists Take up Mountaineering?

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Why Shouldn't Violists Take up Mountaineering? Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What’s the Difference Between a Viola and a Coffin?

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What's the Difference between a Viola and a Coffin? The coffin has the dead person on the inside.

How Is Lightning like a Violist’s Fingers?

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Why Shouldn't Violists Take up Mountaineering? Neither one strikes in the same place twice.